- Fame!
- Fortune!
- Popularity!
err ..
- Wealth!
umm ..
- You want an excuse to leave work early.
- You're looking to expand your product base.
- You want to release a line of collectible coffee mugs.
- You wish to mock an actual successful cartoonist.
- You want to develop your own vision and think best with cartoons.
- You desire to live the life of a modern-day artist, complete with unshaven beard!
- You want to create "potentially viral" comedy in a publicly accepted form.
- You were only taught to communicate by metaphor.
- You dream in thought bubbles.
- Your lack of dissatisfaction is rubbing off on your co-workers and you need an outlet.
- You wish to create peers deeper than your real-life friends.
- You have a bone to pick with someone and have insufficient confidence to face them.
- You are bursting with creativity and need an outlet.
- You are good with puns and bad with immediate verbal delivery.
- You know a guy who knows a guy but neither guy will hire you.
- You love html enough to mock XML.
- And you're serious about it.
- You don't have the patience for extreme sports.
- You know all the digits of pi and have generated an algorithm that will make millions.
- You are both the weakest link and the missing link - and are receiving royalties for it.
- You made Chuck Norris smile.
- You know the secret recipe for every form of fast-food but have sworn silence.
- You know global warming is caused by drunk electrons.
- You have seen every episode of the latest soap opera but haven't read Moby Dick.
- You can't tell the difference between sarcasm and irony.
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